You're mentally unstable and I would hate to be you
i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
My parents just told me I first got drunk when I was 4. Successsssssss
No worries you cant actually turn into a wine snob if you brew it in your closet....
You NEED to fuck him he's a doctor with one leg. Are you kidding me right now. This will definitely make the list. Plus he buys all of us drinks.
I'm tangled in a fishing net down at the harbor. This has nothing to do with Captain Morgan. Bring wirecutters.
Do you remember Kelly my alter personality? She talked like a man and would sing amazing grace?
Beer coozy in the gym. Don't judge me.
Let's just do a victory lap through all of our exes.
Seriously, webMD this shit for me, I cant move and I dont wanna die until I have something worth fighting over in my will
Look at the picture I MADE him take with me...like why??? He's holding my foot?
I'm so drunk. Liken realign drink
Like really drunk?
Or did you enjoy repositioning your drink?
We don't know where he is but he left his pants and what appears to be a tooth here so he's gotta come back sometime
Is there evidence of another human being getting away with this/ not dying?
Tempted to tell the Titos promoters at this bar that they are doing the lords work.
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