go do what you do best...puke behind churches
Today I ate a sandwich and half my molar fell off, feels like a semi sprayed into my jaw.
I wish i was spraying into your jaw.
does he have a tent? the camping kind not the boner kind.
See it, we're so close, i smell your vagisil
I'm listening to bach and watching porn,is that a sign of depression?
Quite the contrary. Sophistication.
We'll probably be arrested for having a cheetah in our apartment anyway, so I say go for it.
My last google search was 'bulk asian wives' I don't know either
I just laid my head on this pillow and I smelt your penis. It was comforting.
My new dealer is 16. I have been getting high longer than he has been alive.
I don't see the problem
I've counted four places at work I need to get laid in. Come help me accomplish this.
Hey, I'm your guy
I'm two shots in and wandering around Barnes and Noble with $58 in singles.
She was way too drunk so I dropped her off at her house and smoked a huge blunt with her mom.
I'm so hung over that I just tried to send you a screen shot of the cracked screen on my phone.
Fuck you guys, I'm trying to nurse my hangover and eat my chicken tenders in peace.
You came in yelling "I'm el scorcho" and then axe can flamethrowered my dresser. Awesomeness aside, you owe me a new dresser.
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