As a matter of fact my bong is named Hulkamania brother
Had sex with him. My tampon is now in my brain. May need surgery.
i will never coherently bang her
Yeah i wasn't gonna go out but then i was like im not gonna get my dick wet stayin at home studying
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Ya! She had a north face on tho so she was a classy hooker.
if it walks like a guido and talks like a guido, i'm gonna fuck it.
Turns out puking in your mask makes it even harder to see out of the mask..
You slow clapped the stripper last night.
All three roommates are gay and in women's studies. Ive already been informed that all penetration is rape. This is not the college experience I signed up for.
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So on a scale from 1-10 how gross is it that I used mortuary makeup on my own face?
L'Shannah Tovah!
Whats that? My new stripper name?
You should help rebuild my confidence with your dick. Altruism: Pass it on.
I mean honestly, what would you have done?
Not screw her in the church house?
I'm at that stage of drunk where just imagining having sex makes me motion sick.
It's difficult to focus on bonds when you know your classmate peed in your mouth
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