There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
Yea. The knew something was up when i told them i had to go pick up goat milk and and and a roasted chicken at 2 am
Who did Billy Mays play for?
I just Googled "how to lose weight but still be an alcoholic."
All I could think about when I saw her was that she could be the mother of my future first round draft picks
Im the proud new owner of the campus speed bump sign
its amazing there are so many photos of me and him separately, since most of that party time was spent sneaking away to fuck upstairs...
Thanks to you and Ketel One I now have a court summons with the actual word "frolicking" on it.
If we can put a man on the moon, I'm sure we can turn a pringles can into a bong.
No worries I have vodka. Its always on time
He follows more cats on Instagram then he does girls.. That's how you know your boyfriend is whipped.
New discovery: your vibrator works on my balls. Technology is wonderful I love the future
We need to get Harry and Lloyd's tuxedos from Dumb and Dumber. I feel like this is a vital thing that is missing from our lives.
i dunno dude, he took his shirt off and is rubbing jello shots on himself. i think he's done
School supplies are right next to the margarita mix at target. Its a sign
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