My cock was attacked by outdoor plants
once you have herpes you dont really care what goes in your mouth anymore.
You need 4-7 business day to recover from a fingering like that.
It was horrifying, i havent seen a girls mouth open that wide since that one episode of Goosebumps..
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I think it was the free bomb shots from the creepy bolivians that sent us over the edge
Why are there so many fucking Lambchop puppets hidden around my house?!
It was good. Ended up having a 3 hr make out session with her
What is this high school
There was a lot of catching up to do bro
On a scale from 1 to banned, how offensive do you think it would be to wish my vibrator happy Valentine's Day on various social media outlets?
They're the one who can profit the most when given the opportunity for blackmail.
At least that's how I've always seen it whenever I've been the Designated Driver.
That simultaneously explains everything and makes me very very terrified of you.
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All I wanted was a couple of orgasms before work, is that too much to ask?!
So many questions...the two most important are, where the fuck is my booze and how did you even get the couch through the door?
just passed a kid drinking a beer at 2pm. clearly it's the last day of break.
my roommates gone so i can take codeine and sleep naked
Legit hope my Trump humping Brother dies of this shit so I can stop pretending to still love him.
I can tell just by looking at the wedding photos that the groom has hooked up with at least three of his groomsmen. I would feel bad for her except that she’s hooked up with two of the same ones.
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