I need like a "Cookong High for Idiots" book. Or a car.
I apparently tried to stop my spending of money by sealing the top of my wallet with gum
I never thought I would get head to the lion king soundtrack
i am pretty sure she ate my hamster last night. i am thinking this because she left me a note that says she ate my hamster and my hamster is no longer in its hamster cage.
And our DD is passed out in the bathtub with the curtain closed. What happened tonight
Did i mention i'm like the equivilent of a prepubescent boy suffering from preejaculacy? I just about creamed my pants when he grabbed my hand..
Lying on this bed is like lying on love and marshmallows and joy
Just had sex in an ice hut. What have you done with your holiday break?
Nothing better than going to Mass on Easter Sunday with "I love penis" henna tattooed across your back. Love your Indian culture.
We made out a little and then he gave me some weed. I would say it was a pretty productive stop on my way home
Dude, fate has brought her to your penis.
Well my summer has already been productive. I partially caused a divorce.
I was told today that I'm the ugliest bartender in the area, so, I guess I have that going for me.
It was beautiful and filled the audience with hope for the future. :3 I wish I could speak more but sleep werk nighty
I asked how you were doing?
I’ve got a sex swing and lube, he’s not going anywhere soon
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