Lol speaking of weird...he just sent me a naked pic of himself that said "meow" at the bottom.
so i asked him why he doesn't wanna see me anymore and he said he was questioning his sexuality. cool.
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
my dad is drunk dialing our relatives who are stuck in a blizzard asking them to pick up sun tan lotion for him cause hes too drunk to drive to the store.
It's a good thing i didn't end up pregnant...i would have had to figure out his last name.
That's what you get for fucking someone nicknamed "wiggle worm"
Im in Ft Meyers right now looking right at an alligator. I have had a couple of beers and people are telling me not to feed him but Im gonna do it anyway.
The way I'm gonna look at it is, if you don't makeout with your roommate once in college, you didn't do something right.
hey this is Madison. you gave me your number last night and asked me to remind you that you didn't fuck anyone. you okay?
The site I use to study flash cards keeps showing ads for truck companies hiring drivers. It's like the site is saying "hey, we all know there's no hope for you, just give up and Become a truck driver."
Yeah we do. It needs to be like a good penis- long, substancial, and able to make people cry.
Sometimes you just gotta fuck a has been local celebrity for your 15 minutes.
So... remember when you threw an orange in the closet when we were 16 to make wine? Just found it. Not wine.
Was just trying to have a normal "I fucked you without a condom" adult conversation and she flipped
I rewired his car so that every time he hits the gas the horn and the OnStar turn on every time he hits the brake the panic alarm goes off.
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