I'm a grown ass woman and I'm sitting in bed eating pizza at 4:30 a.m. BFD, right?
i'm officially boycotting relationships. hello random hook ups and treating men like meat.
Suite mates just came in and said that we have to go to Africa. They're already packed. Didn't know you could get that high.
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
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There is no excuse for watching a Jesse McCartney movie.
I wish Facebook had filters like: Ivy League school, frat boy, straight, extremely wealthy, great in bed.. I would check all of them
i had to apologize to my friends for being friends with me
just so you know, you can get through airport security with handcuffs no questions asked
I think the tooth fairy visited me last night... after I chipped my tooth n blacked out, I woke up to my purse filled with cocaine n sequins.
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She's currently celebrating her completion of "Sober October" with "Margarita Shit-Show November."
just walked into the study room and found an empty bottle of vodka and a passed out freshman. Did you have anything to do with this?
Thanks for takin my cousin out last night, sorry I passed out so early
You kidding, the kids a legend. He literally killed a bottle of Jamison, made out with a girl AND her Mom at the bar, stole us slices of pizza and told the cab driver where to go in Spanish. He doesn't even live in the area. Can we keep him?
I was looking up travel destinations and somehow I ended up reading Paul's first letter to the Corinthians. I need to start going to church high...
I'm not gonna lie. I'm a little scared.
Good. The Jell-O shots look great.
A guy I hooked up with YEARS ago just endorsed me on LinkedIn for "customer service".
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