I positioned my bed perfectly so around 10 a.m. every morning there are rays of sunshine coming through the window in my room. Now i can tan while PTFO.
Got home. Hugged Mom. The look on her face indicated she noticed nipple rings.
I managed to fit my wallet, my keys, my phone, Tammy's necklace, and $38.50 all in my bra. and $1.50 is in quarters. go me.
Also, the drinking age in Japan is 20. At what point in the sky am I allowed to start downing alcohol?
and he's drinking a bud lime in his profile pic meaning i can out drink him, meaning i would clearly be the alpha in our relationship
I'd just like to inform all involved that walking into a liquor store holding a milk crate at the beginning of a night as stock ends badly
Is her birthday actually on cinco de mayo? That makes so much sense
I got my nipples pierced. If you haven't seen my boobs in the past week, you're among the minority
I want to be "performing a disservice to society by actually wearing clothes in public" hot.
Is is gay if I donloaded Grinder to see if my roommate is gay?
I told him I was ready for another round and he said, "after this part." What guy chooses James Bond over pussy?!
I don't know what else is in your wedding gift, but I just pulled out a pair of handcuffs in front of her grandmother.
Also a whip and a blindfold. Don't be a bitch, enjoy it!
there were rolls with just one bite out of each one leading to the bedroom. you were laying on the bed naked and yelled 'you did it you followed the bread crumbs!'
I think part of my soul drowned in beer and/or jack daniels last night.
He’s tiny, hairless and humps my leg when he wants sex. He’s basically a chihuahua
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