also, made friends with this 75 year old millionaire Tony who likes to mosh. Don't ask.
i think i am going to devote my summer to making my cats internet celebrities
Did you really end last night's sexting with "Stay thirsty my friend"?
she's crying while babbling "all i do is win"
Finished watching the entire first season of mighty morphing power rangers. Now I have nothing. Not even a life.
BING! You are now free to move about my panties. He just left for work.
No offense, I mean I'm sure you rocked my world and all but I don't remember.
Why isn't there a super hero that comes to the aide of really high kids when they kill their car battery?
Let's be honest I'm gonna watch murder she wrote and eat taquitos at three am
all i remember is slapping you in the face with a slice of pizza while laughing maniacally.
Literally the fucking master of salvaging the possibility of a blow job whilst also crushing somebody's dreams.
WHAT IS ALL THIS WATER BOTTLE FLIPPING NONSENSE? WHAT IS LIT?
YOUTHS.
Apparently she hired a private investigator when he took out a restraining order on her. So the answer is no, I didn't hit it.
I got a lap dance in honor of your birthday last night.
Thank you.
theres a video...
oh god.
It's like I'm tryna ride my horse through dennis quaid’s vineyard
That's a sexy sentence
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