SECOND walk of shame from the westside Hilton, SECOND foreign family w kids staring at me in my dress, glitter purse, spiky heels and booze breath. I said I was going to church. More confusion.
i just walked outside for a cigarette and three men walked by in glitter heels and gold shiny thongs. god i love chicago
Saw a pregnant woman get a lap dance last night. I love the south.
So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
It's alarming how good I'm getting at being productive at work on Thursday after Johnny Walker Wednesdays.
Vodka infused whipped cream. Shit just got real.
These pubs in Ireland act like hand jobs aren't the universal currency
Watched him slip somethin into her drink. Dragged him of his bar stool, punched him out, and told her what i saw. Bartender used some chemical to confirm presence of rophynol. Just woke up at her place
Sober me is really good at getting to the airport on time. Drunk me is really good at shitting my pants. Do you know how much pants cost at the airport????
I swear they were about to hook up!!
I know because I was in the tub taking an imaginary silent bath. They stopped cuz I gagged on my shot.
I am both excited and frightened by the fact that this much everclear is legal here. Best vacation ever.
Don't shower too much, need the shame to be fresh to get the best story
Also day 6: dick is healed and ready to go back to work.
just give up on your dreams and come get shit house drunk with me.
You proposed a left ass cheek firmness contest and got a surprising number of contestants. Then you ruined it by groping someone who wasn't playing and awarding them first place.
Randomize
