She made a guy cry in the bar. I will have her, oh yes, I will have her..
He was singing Will Smith Just the Two of Us to his burrito. That high.
only clue right now is the orange grease all on my clothes. debit card denied so I know something weird went down..
Never thought I'd say this but I just want to go home, ice my balls, and pop a Vicodin.
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Her throat is strong enough to gargle peanut butter. I'm sure you were satisfied.
I chugged a beer while I was riding him and he told me it was the sexiest thing he has ever seen. this guy knows class when he sees it.
Not sorry that my walk of shame this morning was barefoot on my scooter.
I had phone sex with a retiree last night. This is not how I envisioned my 20s going...
Drunk yet?
Well I just did the worm on an empty dance floor while the bridesmaids were serving cake. You tell me.
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Turns out he has a 6pack too. Alright adorable snapchatting manwhore dude, you win.
I need five more minutes of sobbing.. AND THEN I will get back to studying
She was chasing her shots with beefaroni and I think I fell in love.
I thought you couldn't go near Germans after that restraining order
I still think he’s a fuckboy but he’s nice to me when I’m over.\nLike sets alarms for me in the morning and always makes sure I cum.
The bouncer said the club was at capacity we couldnt get in till ppl left all three of them pulled their tits out we got complimentary bottle service never under estimate women
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