who cares. he's ugly and has a dick this big -->
i deep throated a ruler to see what my limit was...
So I've officially decided that I AM that drunken mistake that girls hate themselves for in the morning.
Someone in my history class just FB messaged me saying they highly suggest I put my sunglasses on. He is sitting 18 rows in front of me...
Now go wash the fat girl off your hands.
time for you to cut the loving, understanding, non-judgmental crap and say/do whatever it takes to make sure I never, ever, ever sleep with him again ever
Would be fun, plus since its in public I'll keep my penis in my pants
I'd introduce you to the guys, but you'd probably make them all fall in love with you
I could do with a Floridian man-harem. Let's do this.
On the plus side, I got cel phone video of a major fox news host doing coke.
It felt like a sumo wrestler slapped me. With a wet hand. 8 times in a row.
He's easy on the eyes, light on his feet, and rough in bed...what more could a girl ask for in a rebound?
I'm still getting random messages from guys about my Halloween outfit. Electrical tape is coming back next year
He cannot be your sugar daddy. He looks like a literal hot dog.
I told him I'd ride his broomstick if he let me call him Harry Potter and drew a lightning bolt on his forehead.
Knowing that porn stars want to fall in love is the weirdest thing I've found to be beautiful recently. I'm so lonely.
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