either way he was missing a nipple.
Yes. Being a lesbian's wingman is a fun as it sounds
dude, i think we just came across a situation where tits weren't worth it.
its sad that I know 23 beers will fit into my purse
Just woke up from a dream where you lived in a gingerbread house on a snowy cliff by the sea. The dolphins were swimming away from a giant dust storm. You REALLY ought to smoke this before bed tonight.
Oh, I never thought you were a dick. You were one of the best morally comprised ideas I've ever had.
he may be homeless but his dick however is not... anymore.
Apparently i asked the cab driver how much the ride was going to cost, (he said about $25) then i offered him 50 to let me drive the cab...
Congratulations, I drank so much for your birthday that I'm shitting blood.
Not gonna make it. My ovaries are playing laser tag
All I have in my new place is coke and a treadmill.. it's workout Wednesday
I sent my boyfriend to the bar so I could go out tonight and actually get laid..
I will consider today a failure if my nipple isn't bitten at least 😂
Oh is THAT how we're gonna play mini golf
Oh my God it's like my cock was dipped in lava
I'm not big on drama but you need to put your pants on and leave.
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