i think i just heard my dad finish in the other room...
Dude...disintegrating condoms. Think about it. For all the guys that wanna go raw dog but their girls won't let them, and for the girls that wanna get pregnant but their guys don't want a kid. What do you think?
I think you've been hitting the soco too hard again.
Seriously. You just grinded your ass all over the heisman trophy's dick. I want you to think about that.
That's saying a lot from the girl who takes her liquor with her to the library
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so the last visual we have of him for the next 87 weeks is him outside on the ground rolling around yelling I HATE BLOWJOBS
So I just tried to wake him up with a blow job and he literally touched the top of my head and said snooze button
I'm spooning a three legged dog right now. Started drinking whiskey with Breakfast. Best part about being biracial is Irish cousins. Dog Pic Attahed
She posted on her FB that he moved out...It's like she wants me to fuck him.
I want to hump her dimples until her face caves in.
So many issues. You honestly need help.
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just puked a little into my hand/sleeve. way too hungover for the first day of class
youre always welcome to strip dance on tables with me Mag. what are friends for.
I'm spending tomorrow with her. What should my ridiculous personal goal be? I've already got a blowjob while eating a cupcake
Well, we ended up labeling the relationship. We are now each other's designated butt-toucher.
we fucked in the backseat of my car at the observatory, right under the stars. it was a starry, orgasmic filled night
I just tried to lit a bowl with my chapstick.
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