It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
they told me her nickname is "wizard sleeve"
pick me up NOW
this is like black Friday for my dealer. I'm literally standing in line.
Apparently I did my philosophy paper last night. It's not bad either.
He called his prostate his "boner button".
Do you think you can get drunk by standing in a tank of vodka if it is seeping into your skin?
I got offered a handle of vodka and tomato soup to bring his dog home. He knows me all too well.
Yeah... I was considering changing that part but the boxed wine is non-negotiable.
I'll always be here to give you immoral support.
I never appreciated sexting until I went to rehab
I will now send you explicit pics of mine and her genetalia bound together forever in the devils dance that is sexting.
I came so hard I burst a blood vessel in my eye. If i cant marry this girl, I'm gonna have to switch teams.
Today I learned that I have a bigger dick than Draymond Green
how goes living off caffiene and alcohol?
i may have recently shit my pants. on two separate occasions.
Periods are much less exciting when you're not sexually active.
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