i kinda want to bang the mythbusters girl... i bet she's got a nice snapper
Got a plan. Ill do rock paper scissors and if you win we smoke a joint. Throw rock.
felt a little awkward waiting for my McNuggets after vomiting all over the counter
And my fence, why is part of it on the roof?
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Whoever said that a man can only cum up to 8 times a day is a fucking liar...or was never on adderall
as we were driving back from the frat house he pulled down his pants and convinced me his penis "wanted some air"
What did I eat last night that was bloody?
Friends bring friends secret work margaritas. my pink water bottle is in the cupboard
I don't know how I'm gonna do that tomorrow. I feel like I was hit by the motorhome. LOL I WAS.
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The last party at your house was a sex toy party...it's an obvious transition to baby shower
I'm so hungover. I just keep eating the otter pops I'm trying to use to get rid of my hickies.
In your drunken glory you promised me, tongue, 12 naked pics, and 1,800 breakfasts.
Glad to know I rate above a cabbage on the parenting scale.
I just went through the Wendy's drive thru only wearing a towel. My life has hit an all time low
at any given day I am at least 60% invested in my work. today I am staggered around 3.5%
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