Wooohooo! I'm sitting in the car like a creep watching people walk in and out of Blush. Lots of happy people.
dude, best porn name ever, "the Hunt for Red Cocktober"
just fell over trying to sit on the toliet like a robot.
So My parents cut me off after I started making blood marys with hienz ketchup
I hope God doesn't listen to everybody on a Saturday night.
in the 'for' section of the check i put "when we got drunk and broke things". again im sorry.
I don't know at least half of his name. I have officially become a statistic.
Fuck a-yeah! I just found a wine key. Let 'Don't Fuck With Me Friday' commence.
I think, at this point, getting pissed and declaring my love via reality TV would be an improvement
Fuck you, you can't judge me til you've smelt my boobs.
I didn't know whether to laugh at the fact that a dog bit his balls or throw up cause my dad was telling me a story involving his balls.
That was the night you tried to convince me you threw up your sould because your throwup was black
I left her alone for a few minutes and she's already using a guy on his hands and knees as a chair while another guy is serving her margaritas.
I'm not sure why, but my salad smells like a Big Mac. Or maybe that's just the smell of yesterday's, seeping through my skin.
he looks like the poster child for myspace how the hell does he have other hoes?
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