he only lasted three minutes, so to spite him i stayed the night and slept in.
..now you can marry chaz and be in cher's family..
yeah n i dont have to pretend to be into chicks to do it now...
is that a crab cake on the shelf with the dvd's....?
she played "i just wanna get married" by jagged edge while we were having sex. why cant i avoid stage 5 clingers
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guy just got out of the car at the drive in and told his girlfriend "fuck you and your taco" and walked off
Did i tell you my idea for my life plan? Not the one that involves stripping.
It's that moment where you find out the girl you've been dating for 6 months is a mob daughter. Post breakup.
Just remember, Dont make worse choices than american flag pants to your own birthday party
Okay, tomorrow we'll have a day of life-sorting and plasma-selling.
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WOKE UP NEXT TO A PLATE OF MEATBALLS HAPPY MONDAY
McDonald's and a car nap. I feel kinda human
And if you haven't kicked a pigeon you haven't started your morning right
I'm going to tell you something and I want no judgement because it's america day and I'm wearing an American flag bathing suit but...I woke up in a yard.
I successfully cockblocked 5 people in one night. I wasnt getting any, why should they.
Pretty sure he was in my class in like 2nd grade
I like how you know everyone I've ever fellated.
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