this kid in class is playing minesweeper and just slammed the desk because he lost. thank god were normal.
I think she must be bulimic. I mean, every time I see her I know i want to throw up.
Yeah, I think they knew. I smelled like that telltale combination of strippers and Easter.
Ok so now that we've actually had sex do I get the last name or are u really witness protection status?
I am making dinner in lingerie and heels and there is a 75% chance his roommate is going to walk in on this.
Yup. There he is. This conversation is awkward.
I vote we get high and sneak off to McDonald's to get mcflurries.
YES. ALL MY YES.
I threw up off of your balcony and it must have been loud because the dog downstairs went insane.
Let's put it this way, there's not many girls I wouldn't let sit on my face
Due to this morning's events my new porn name is Reepa Nipplov.
PS I almost downloaded grindr to see if any guys wanted to buy me chinese food..
Can't be considered a walk of shame if you pick up donuts on the way home
I love you even if you are fucked up. If you fall, i'll just get on top of you.
poll: am I friendzoned if he just called me brochacha? on one hand, he called me bro, but on the other, he used the a to make it feminine.
I successfully cockblocked 5 people in one night. I wasnt getting any, why should they.
just went home with a guy that made fun of me in elementary school. this blow job is not going well for him.
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