those are the first brownies ive had since i was 13 that didnt have weed in them.
I already apologized. And I got cum in my eye in return, I say your night beats mine...
Good, she had spurs on her boots. That is a sign for instant herp attack.
We realized he wasn't with us anymore, so we turn around and he's 20 feet back, peeing on a squirrel.
We have 10 gallons of home brew. And james has an amazonian blow dart weapon that sticks in bags and the wall. Come over
czant get you from the arport. sry i found the rum. dan sucks at rumpong jusrt so yo knoqw.
I feel like I wont be making enough money to support my frivilous lifestyle of beer and mcdonalds
The penis is a tricky weapon to use. When using it as leverage you have to make it seem emotional. I'd rather use it as a club sometimes.
No cash. I had to buy four bowls of soup to meet the credit card limit. I'm not even upset. SO MUCH SOUP.
Woke up with a text saying "when I get to see them titties again lil ma??" With 8 beads around my neck & an empty bottle of vodka in my arms.
Are you going to eat tacos off the floor again?
So changing channels while she's on top is frowned upon. It's back to thinking about baseball again.
I just puke and rallied at my anniversary dinner #winning
fuck st louis. fuck their hockey. fuck their basball. fuck their football if they still got it. fuck their tiddlywinks teamm. fuck their ribs. fuck their entire city. what im trying to say is i dont like st louis
They were shocked that I could handle my liquor so well. I'm half Irish and half Russian. This is what I'm made for
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