i just got fired from my job because i was "too smart" and my immedate response was i am WAY too stoned to be considered smart, and theni walked out the door.
wow. i have no words.
you kept slapshing your drinks on people saying the power of christ compels you.
I get free beer too. Its called a vagina and its accepted everywhere like visa
its freezing days like this when i seriously consider littering to speed up the global warming processes.
And I was the only one who felt it was dangerous to set the tv and blender on the ledge of the hot tub
So not only did team sweden fail to particpate in any drinking game but i also found puke in my viking helmet this morning.
It's alright she couldn't hear you. Her legs were over her ears
he's only going to be home for two days, his dick is going to be in me for the whole 48 hours, he doesnt have a choice.
FUCK YOU. AH. FUCK BOTH OF US MORE BOOZE.
MAS TEQUILA.
Just licked cheese from my hot pocket off my phone. I spilled because I was eating a Popsicle at the same time. Send an adult please
Your dog took my vibrator out to the yard
I don't get it. Why have babies when you can have vodka?
I'm not real sure what dinosaurs sound like, but dude, she made dinosaur noises.
You are attracted to power and since you can't date the married old guy you have to go for the next best thing - his gay son
Curing hangovers with more alcohol was a great idea for the first five days
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