They were lying down in the parking garage pretending to be speed bumps...
No I am not eating basil off your cock
We talked him into tasing himself.
Who ate shrimp cocktail in my bathroom last night?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Nope, sorry. Already took my bra off. All down hill from here. My next act will be crying, singing, and eating girl scout cookies in the shower. You can come watch the shit show though.
time for you to cut the loving, understanding, non-judgmental crap and say/do whatever it takes to make sure I never, ever, ever sleep with him again ever
No one suspects that a sweet girl who is excited about her anniversary with her bf just blew her partner at work in a communal area a few hours ago, so its cool.
This bitch rocks a fuckin fanny pack and still manages to lose her phone at every thirsty thursday
I think all the stress in my life right now can be directly correlated with never winning a game of Bop It as a child.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
trust me. coming from a bonafide dirtbag, this dude is up to shady shit
okay we need to get tested.
no YOU need to get tested. I'm just going along for the ride.
My boobs just got me out of my third ticket last night
i'm so proud. i woke up to nearly seven feet of basketball player in my bed this morning
you win. again.
"I'm a professor to university students" I say as I realize I have a nipple piercing that I have no memory of getting
I remember eating bacon bits off your chest that night... I'll never look at bacon pizza the same way
Too much dab too little lung dying 😵😵😵
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