carls jr on main st. japanese tourist taking a dump in the urinal. reading a japanese newspaper and wearing a full suit.
be there in 3 mins
And just as he was about to come, he screamed "Oh Christy!!"
What's wrong with that? Your name IS christy.
He then said, "Oh shit, sorry Julie."
That adds atleast one bjs worth of awkward sexual tension between us.
just as he was about to cum he started shouting "I THINK I CAN! I THINK I CAN!" over and over again.
She just pulled out a chicken strip and a hundred dollar bill from her purse. This is a legit twentyfirst bday weekend.
he came in the room wearing gloves & rapping while eating a corndog
knight in shining armor
I didn't know where we were going to start fucking, so I just strategically hid condoms all over the house before he came over.
don't worry i won't let him get attached. I put on my Hulk onesie after sex and yelled I SMASHED YOU. never seen a guy looked so confused.
We're both clumsy. What does this imply for our kids?
Helmets.
We got way too high so we're sitting in the parking lot of the movies trying to figure out what bar to go to
she genuinely believed that kangaroos are a cross between a deer and a T-rex
He initiated the conversation by sending me a picture of his penis at 4 am
He was watching porn and riding a stationary bike in the living room
I woke up this morning and had to retrieve my clothes from the flagpole, they were using my boxers as a makeshift rally flag for drinking. Yeah last night was a success.
I pelvic thrusted so hard while he was eating me out that his nose started bleeding. I think it's broken. Trophy scars, right?
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