You were telling me to give my phone mouth to mouth so it wouldn't die.. Should i be worried for you?
You slept with a red coat way too close to independence day. It's just very unpatriotic.
the coastal evacuation route ends at my vagina so you can just skip the bullshit and come over
There are apples in the microwave and a cup of twigs in the fridge. I think she's hiding in the pantry, I can hear her giggling. Leaving her to it.
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Dan marino should def buy this ambulance. But not this one. I'm gonna fuck this ambulance up
Prepare for tons of dick. I mean dick by the bucket loads. Waterfalls if cock.
It hits you later. Like when you wake up on the floor under a puzzle later.
It was relaxing until your penis crawled in my ear.
It wasn't even dirty talking, it was more like the soothing gentle nonsense noises you make when you've spooked a horse.
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"Masturbate" is an actual item on an actual ToDo list of mine. It is at the top.
Summers almost over and we haven't golfed, got naked or had sex yet. Let's do all three in one day, no particular order.
Well, he didn't buy me a birthday present but he sure did give me chlamydia so there's that.
i just used a selfie stick to take an ass pic. i hate myself.
Is she blowing you? I'm in the closet.
You're like a care bear with a big cock & a sexual prowess that would put the mighty Thor to shame.
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