it hasn't hit me that college is over yet. so far at home, i haven't brushed my teeth, taken off my makeup, or changed clothes before bed.
Just used the D.E.N.N.I.S system successfully.
i just set an alarm for noon. fuck yes winter break.
apparently i told her i wouldn't press charges if she brought me food.
I have got to stop assigning last names to girls I get numbers from based on what I think will remind me of them... Sarah Petrydish is not an acceptable memory trigger
I was so drunk. I apparently did a flip over the balcony using it as monkey bars. Ya I hurt a bit today
For the record, saying you're friends with the owner doesn't work when the owner is the one throwing you out.
I was topless in his bathroom sink taking bong rips , goodmorning . He told me he could get use to this
I've never had goosebumps on my dick before. It was definitely not a bad feeling.
The bartender charged us for drinks. Life is different.
ill dress up as a sperm donor and you can go as the cup....
I'M SORRY THIS WAS SEXTING AND I MADE IT SERIOUS.
Funny you say that, I just sold my stripper pole to my mom tonight...
He smoked and I was tired so left before we did anything. I literally left him high and dry.
Once the overwhelming "oh god my crotch is on fire" wears off, that excite stuff is really nice
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