is it wrong that I prefer my women with low self esteem and a smidgen of an eating disorder?
New universal law, if a movie has a Rob Zombie song in it, its probably a bad movie.
You called information & said "connect me to johnny depp" when they told u it wasn't listed u said " try depp comma johnny he's expecting my call"
is it bad that i regret hanging out with a girl tonight because that means i have less time to sit on youtube watching xmen cartoons?
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She had her laptop open and there was microsoft word opend and all was written was "no italianoo"
False alarm I know hes alive because when i tried shaking him awake he pissed his pants and rolled over..
This isn't just a hangover. I can feel the blood moving through my veins, and it hurts.
You're doing a terrible job of letting me hook up with girls vicariously through you.
How dare you question the sanctity of Chocolate-and-Porn day
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Is there a greeting card for "I can't keep being The Other Woman"?
My card got declined when I tried to buy dippin dots at 2 am, the lady gave them to me for free because "I looked like I needed them."
I'm pretty sure our sex is better than most foods and that says a lot too bc I really like food
I'm recreating the you're a wizard harry video with a guy on snapchat whilst having snapchat sex with another... Adulting is fun
It true. It written in the Bible.
Yes I remember that, right next to the passage where jesus said unto his disciples, pop molly, fuck bitches amen
So, I just ordered a breathalyzer for this weekend. I figured if I'm getting shitfaced, I should at least be scientific about it.
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