i'd rather walk the sahara in a snuggie with no water than take a bicycle cab
all i wanna do is slam about 38 beers eat a whole pizza and wake up naked in the taco bell parking lot
Fail #1 I puked off the balcony onto the balcony below us and when I tried to pour water on it in the morning to wash it off it just went all over their deck. Sorry room 1342 but welcome to Jamaica
I either just got cockblocked or saved from a lengthy court case so I'm kinda conflicted about how my night went.
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I'm treating myself to a " uve slept with yet another mr. Wrong" breakfast
Dude you were so high some kid was kicking the wall and you were convinced it was your heartbeat
Hey... Tell me if you remember differently, but nobody truly saw me naked, right?
You just said you hate yourself then sent me a picture of your friend's penis. Clearly this is a night of honesty.
I've made this amazing blanket/pillow cocoon combo and I am set for life in here.
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have no fear, swaggie olivia is here to bring glorious gifts and horse dick to children
We need some Captain and Fanta. That shit will change your life. Sidenote, bring an IV drip to hook me to in the morning
It's okay to masturbate while watching the Comey testimony right?
Well the hawks lost... so, of course, the only logical course of action was a bonfire in the middle of the street.
so he'll eat food out of a dumpster but he won't lick your ass?
hey, cheif big dick, where the fuck are my panties.
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