ok, i just want to know who did it and which end it came out of
Grandma was not a fan of the beer-can ornaments. Not "traditional".
he said he "kind of had sex before.. Barely" i think it was one of those situations where you slide into home and get tagged out.
Mom's drinking. Just asked her if she was good to walk back to the condo. She seemed unsure until she remembered she brought the GPS. We are 2 blocks from the condo.
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i just got cum up my nose. i would have expected more from the captain of the men's lacrosse team
It was like having sex with a donkey. Everytime she got close she would kick me.
The sales associate looked at me funny for wobbling in the heels i was trying on until i told her i was trying to see how well i'd be able to drunk walk in these tonight
A Bum and I jusst hugged. its not even 8 pm.
my parents decided to start a new christmas tradition. we will now be drinking champagne while opening presents, and we each get our own bottle
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Don't linger or you will get sucked into spending the night. Remember the mission mantra: GET OFF
We're about to play the try not to vom at the president's house game...
it's a rainbow of FUCK YOU
how drunk are you?
Several
I'm eating Arby's in the bathtub because I'm an adult and I do what I want
Her oh Gods turned into oh god I shouldn't be doing this I'm engaged.
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