so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
Thats cool. we found a cat INSIDE a coke machine.
We are two peas in an std pod
oh god was she eating orange peels again
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He spent 6 hours at the ER after crashing a motorcycle and still came to the bar, Ofcourse I went home with him. He's my hero.
PSA: Morning booty calls are no longer accepted after the hours of 6am when I've been drinking or before 11am when I have not. Your cooperation is appreciated.
I asked what you thought of her and you replied not the biggest I have had
I hopped in a random dudes car outside the strip club at 3pm on a Sunday and said "Follow that car!"
Look, I'm just saying, she looks like a troll and works indefinitely at a shitty Chinese restaurant, so me sleeping with her boyfriend is the least of her troubles...
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The neighbor just yelled bring me back that big red alien penis.
The girl neighbor.
best eviction party ever.
it wasn't an eviction party you asshole, you just happened to get yourself evicted during the party.
Do you ever look at someone's Snapchat story and think ‘you told me you would eat my ass’?
I would professionally fuck the shit out of her
Side Note: Everyone in my office is getting engaged and having baby showers. And I'm all like, fuck your joy, I just want more string cheese in my life.
Your sister walked upto me in the middle of the hallway and was like get us beer or shes never having sex with you ever again, wtf
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