We were driving to yogurt express by state and these girls mooned is while they passed us and we saw full vag complete with tampon string dangling.
I probably should have cut it off when he started putting queso on my nipples, but within ten minutes I was a self-serve burrito bar.
she called for a booty call so i sent mike as my stunt double
I remember nothing of last night, but I did manage to figure out which frats I went to by the trails of straw across campus.
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Cops just came and got two guys out of my class. I can't do college. Seriously cannot rage at this school anymore.
True idk how my parents didn't know I was blackout. I ate like 4 pieces of cheesecake and showed my cousins my boobs
at work, .. 47 yr old boss was in a fight. 2 BLACK EYES. I may get fired. I cant stop laughing
How drunk is she?
She's trying to French braid the dogs hair, there's no stopping her
If they were bad they leave that night, if they were good they get a gold star, and if they were great they get invited back. Simple.
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He was playing minecraft so I took a shower with my vibrator
I gave him a HANDJOB.
But then he finished from a handjob in under two minutes so who's really laughing?
i survived drinking for 24 hours, an 8 ball of cocaine and a threesome. I think you can handle moving.
Seriously where are the good guys?
The friend zone.
I JUST NEEDED TO TELL YOU I JUST FUCKED TWO BOYS IN THE SPAN OF LIKE THREE HOURS AND ONE OF THEM WAS MY SISTERS PROM DATE FROM HIGH SCHOOL IM LOWKEY BOTH PROUD AND ASHAMED
Last night I drank three beers and threw up in a tree house. I am ashamed.
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