I prefer the term 'tenderly watching'
such a stalker...
she wanted to love me. she just didn't know it yet.
I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
i scrubbed and i scrubbed and i scrubbed and i still was a whore
I denied three guys and puked everywhere because I love you.
I just heard the term negative masterbation and I don't believe it
I'm not sure what's more surprising, the fact that she said I reminded her of Danny Devito, or the fact that it got me laid.
Why do you keep getting laid in MY dreams
There was a stripper pole on the party bus. Was being past tense because some fat chick somehow tore it from the ceiling while grinding
I know this request is pointless but you two please try to keep the drinking and drug use to a minimal, I have bail money so write my number on your arm and a "if found call", wear a life jacket and act like a responsible 28 year old please.
its not you its me. and by that i mean i am more interested in having random one night stands with random hot girls then having the same normal sex with u.
I just spent 10 min explaining to my mom how orange is a strange color. I think she knows
You have ruined sex with him for me. Now all I think is "boy scout" and I want to go home
Quick I need a sexy way to say "suck your balls"
His idea of a night out is drinking beer in the driveway. He's been on house arrest too long
I'll explain later but I just had to legally commit to abstinence for the next 4 months
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