You can't wash away shame.
I can try.
walking on gravel proved too much for her barefeet so she traded her bra for some guys sneakers.
totally just realized while washing my face that Cetaphil looks like semen.
Its like I was sleeping with a kid. His gum fell into my hair while sleeping and he just wanted to cuddle.
my advisor is telling us the best way to sneak in alcohol on move in day. I definately picked the right college
She played chubby bunny with our cocks.. She got 4
is it sad that I can recall my outfits by who took them off?
My goal for tonight: make tomorrow as awkward as humanly possible.
I found a horn on the street but it's okay I disinfected it with vodka
he kept saying that we were in ian's fun time place and then continued to act like a dinosaur.
There was an Altoids can full of urine in the bathroom. I do not want to know what was going on in there.
If you take a post shower shit just get back in bed. You're better off starting your whole morning all over again.
Bitch I slept on the ground 2 nights running
You would be proud of me, I did not take a dab at work today.
Sooooo have your ex-girl console you over your ex ex girl that you destroyed said ex-girl over the possibility of
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