i think ur clone was at the club last week. she slapped some tall girl in the face who tried to steal her spot on the podium. i dont know if ur like her, but she seemd like a ninja badass with superpowers
it's 4 am, i'm drinkin beer and re-drywalling my bathroom. this could possibly be a bad idea.
One minute shes telling me about her volunteer work then she whips out a 12 inch dildo
do you think i can make that microwavable cake stuff with vodka instead of water?
you should probably use water
i dont have any
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why is there a sandwich nailed to the wall
Going to get tested monday. You're coming with. Bonding time, slut style.
I'm hiding behind a bush in mens clothing next to a ducks crossing sign. There are joggers. Please hurry.
In case any of you were wondering, kyle is alive. He also intends to do the same thing tommorow night and the night after.Goodnight everyone
I'm sorry I drunk dialed you before realizing that you were already in bed with me.
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Now theyre filling the kiddie pool water with boxes and boxes of jello powder and im not sure if thats a sign i should leave or what
I will have to bone him sometime between now and July so he will move all my shit again
It was the needle in the haystack of teary, unpleasant handjobs.
I smoked too much. I'm sitting on my balcony and I keep getting lost. Help me
Thank you for dog sitting, there is $60 on my desk to be spent on DRUGS AND/OR GAS ONLY not that food stuff people crave.
Stacy was in the bathroom puking, so he peed out the window. We were eight stories up.
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