To answer your question of whether I "went back," tits just informed me I was kicked out for falling off my barstool and passing out on the floor...
Okay you're seriously so fucking annoying its like having a baby
just rolled a joint with wrapping paper.. and you say i have no christmas spirit
my mom just wingman'd for me at a bar. i really don't know what else to say.
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after giving each other head, we had a really nice post-oral heart to heart. found out he lost his virginity in a threesome.
He just pushed one of his testicles up into his stomach and called himself lance armstrong. I can't make this shit up.
we are sitting in a kindergarden classroom alone chugging beer. look at our lives. look at our choices.
I just found the gloves and lightbulb I stole. Did you pee on a ATM inside a bank?
how many thumbs am i supposed to have at one time
you found the shrooms didnt you
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He looks like he'd be great Lego character.
I round house kicked her emotions in the face
His encouragement of my recreational drug use is the backbone of our nonrelationship. That, and rough animal sex and loud music.
If you hear death cries, thats me singing. Just let me be.
Let me just get through this whole court subpoena thing and then ill go back to buying alcohol for minors.
Profesor just winked at me. This class might be easier than I thought
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