just survived the first fart of the relationship.
I have all these new brothers and sisters I'm just now finding out about
There's a sucker born every minute but swallowers are harder to find.
So glad I found your sister.
She is a fish and this place is a barrel. I can play this game.
I mean I like that it's warm enough to open the windows, but it annoys me that I can't walk around naked anymore.
He called the drink "The Annexation of Puerto Rico". He wouldn't tell us whats in it but said that we should all fear for our lives. Let's do this.
so i guess now we know you can get away with peeing mere feet from the Capitol if you shout IM PREGNANT at the guards
I just want to let you know how hung over I am today and I fucked a girl in a kangaroo costume last night.
I really want to fuck that guy in the full wind breaker suit
"just because you look like a short version of scarlet johanson does not mean I would immediately fuck you" that was the single.most difficult thing to say. but seriously I don't want the roots of the whore tree anywhere near my junk.
You were naked with a chalice of Skittles vodka, singing along to Les Miserables.
I'm pretty sure the girl in the stall next to me is waiting on me to leave so she can poop but I'm doing the same thing so it's like a Mexican standoff
MY GOD DAMN TV STOPS WORKING EVERY TIME I AM THIS FUCKING HIGH. WHY MUST IT TORMENT ME?!
I hate to be the bearer of bad news, but yours is no longer the biggest penis I've seen. It is however, still the prettiest.
I FOUND A VIBRATOR IN MY BABY BROTHERS ROOM. IM FREAKIN OUT MAN ITS BIGGER THEN MINE
put it back and chill out ok
NO FUCK HES 15 WHO EVEN SOLD HIM THAT HES A BABY
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