let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
There is an asian family here, I heard the mom call her son onyong
it was so cute when you were pretending to have willpower
FB needs to have a relationship status called...screwing my roommates bf..linking their names would be an easier to tell her!
I misunderstood what a threesome is. Please come pick me up.
we walked in to her beating him with a broom while he was trying to sweep ramen into a box. there were packing peanuts everywhere.
You know me. Don't need roses, just dick and food.
if i'm ever face-down on the ground puking again, promise me you won't try to braid my hair?
It's like I just got slapped in the face with the cock of nostalgia.
Hey your work video crashed my computer. The 8 pornos running in the other window didn't. Congratulations.
You were literally hanging out the window and dancing to the remix to Ignition when we drove you home
My new years resolution is going to be to stop drunk snapchatting old hook ups asking them when we're going to bang again
I do remember that in my dream I wasn't impressed with his dick.
And by "have lunch together" you mean me giving you a blow job in the back of your Tahoe, right?
For the record, if you sneeze while you have a dildo in your vagina and you dont have a good grip on it, that thing can get some distance.
Randomize
