I can't make any promises. I've tried my best to stay celibate. But if a guys on top of me, Im gonna tell him to stick it in.
How does she give head with a nose like that? It looks like she has a plantain stuck in the middle of her face.
I'm not high anymore, I decide when it's done.
I saw a girl walking around campus with bandages on both her knees. I need to get her number.
His dick might not be the answer to my problems, but I'm definitely ok with testing it as a possible solution.
Hypothetical question: If a guy wanted to watch you fuck me, would you be willing to take a long lunch break on Wednesday?
I don't really see how asking you not to cum on my face or hair makes me high maintenance
she fucked me tho cuz it was her cat's birthday. As soon as we were done she just says "ahhh tequila tuesdays"
OH YEAH AND FORGOT TO THANK YOU FOR THE lack of WARNING THAT HE WASN'T CIRCUMSIZED.
now that I know that you did coke with your mom I can't look at her the same
Also what is the name of Americas thing where we had a holy obligation to expand westward? I'm going name my new lighter that.
The bend and snap? 98% success rate of getting attention. When used appropriately, it has an 83% rate of return on a dinner invitation.
I decided to let him keep the rest of my good weed as an "I'm sorry for being a drunk ass ho" consolation prize.
Shhhh less advice, more soothing words and dirty phrases
Dont worry, the Canadians are more afraid of you then you are of them.
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