belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
Anddd after the worst sex of my life, he said.."do you mind taking off the condom, tying it up, and throwing it at the door?" Weird.
and everytime i fart i feel like in your heart, you can hear it
I mean I had a leg brace. It would have been irresponsible for me to be on top.
The last thing I remember was doing a line in the shape of Texas
I need to beat up a magician now. BRB.
Well, if you're getting/have gotten your dick sucked, you're welcome. If not, I tried. Step up your game, pussy. I pulled a MacGuyver and got mine. No excuses bro.
For a pair of gay men you destroy a lot of vagina.
So dude comes out in a full body leotard and a wand and announced he's king of the gays. Chicago is a weird but fun place
This is possibly the most humiliating moment of my life. I have diarrhea, in a port-a-potty, at the Renaissance Festival.
Wait, cocaine is okay but tanning isn't?
I don't even think NICOLE made a fool of herself last night...
your aware she lit herself on fire, right?
Remember how I made that resolution to remain celibate for 6 months? Well, I just broke that
You literally made that 4 hours ago...
Then you fell out of your chair, looked right at me and said, "You are sooo drunk."
I'm eating an ice cream cone and pooping. Don't know how I'm gonna wipe.
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