I'm afraid we're only dating because we're too lazy to look for anyone else.
...so how do you feel about living with a lesbian next year?
hhaha i just laughed out loud when i read that
is that a "i laughed because im fine with it" or "im a republican" ?
This place doesnt have redbull or serve shots. Its like they are at war with fun.
I usually would've stopped there but I kinda remember opening the bottle of vodka, and we ALL know that's when things go downhill.
Started with us just having a beer. Now Ivan lit a torch to walk to the store, Ben smashed a 26 in the parking lot, and they're throwing broken shot glasses. Fratio Friday is something.
I'll keep you from getting pregnant and you keep my papers gramaticallly correct
is it bad that my walk of shame involves the church shuttle?
We're both great liars, in committed relationships, and horny. Its the perfect storm of cheating
They need 20 oz Capri suns with liquor. Douches need to grow up with their clients
If you ever feel goofy just think of the fact that I just shaved the batman symbol into my pubes
I sang Seal's Kiss From a Rose to my quesadilla
I talked to the pizza guy for 10 minutes about my truck, I don't even have a truck
Turns out both me and my grandpa have a guilty pleasure for South American men.
We watched ESPN, hooked up, got waffles. You know, a typical weekend.
look im sitting on my bathroom floor in my underwear snorting cocaine can we talk about this later
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