No she wasnt mad! I told her that I "mis-remembered" nailing her friend.
Nobody needs to come anywhere. Except on your face.
she has over 3,000 tagged photos on facebook. dont tell me she isnt annoying.
i did make 45 jello shots and that makes me feel more productive then any paper would
and then they started calling me 'Shitshow Shandra', which apparently i took as a compliment.
He told me i had to sleep under his bed. He said it would be my castle.
All I'm asking for is flower occasionally, and in return you get to come home to me naked in heels. Is that to much to ask for?
U can find me on my couch hungover eatin tuna evaluating my life
How do you feel? I threw up in a towel. Also, a lot of other things.
I just had my first lesbian experience. Out of spite.
I think my AA sponsor just booty called me.
Holy Hangover.. I'm marrying whoever put this water by my bed
I just want to bone him one last time before he moves across the country with his new (average looking) girl friend.
I'm watching Netflix with my cats and eating homemade bread. Everyone and everything can go and fuck itself.
i woke up on someones kitchen floor, and i used the gps in my phone to find my way home. im really glad you forgot about me.
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