My new storm is the chrons
The only reason I needed a new one is bc I threw up on my other one(248): And since Verizon doesn't have a throw up test, I was eligible for a new one
I just told my doc I would like to talk about my drinking problem, but that it would probably get in the way of my weekend plans.
why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
I am full of burrito and curiosity
wait one more day. tuesday is my official "i hit on you and/or we hooked up this weekend" friend request day.
i think you're the only person in the world who masturbates to food network.
Admitting I go to nursing school is my subtle way of saying, yes, I know every muscle in your penis and how to effectively use them.
you were standing in two feet of water, screaming at people walking by to "call river rescue".
Tell him I'm the girl who was excited he spoke English. Then ask him where he picked me up from.
I'm not afraid to fist fight your child if I feel he is standing in between me and some tacos.
It looks like I colored my belly button red at some point
They found you popping and locking it alone in the parking lot
The thing about being single is like Sunday morning sex is nice but so is Sunday morning eating Nutella from the jar in your underwear
Ugh it's 2016, why can't our bodies just shed fat on their own
His idea of hot sex is sticking his finger in my dark star while doing me Missionary style. You can tell he's from the Bible Belt.
Does he smell like BBQ?
Inside and out.
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