I tried to give up sex for lent. It feels weird that on easter I'm this excited to be a whore again
my head looks like a cockatoo
mine looks like a lions mane...looks like the entire zoo is going to prom
Is there some kind of disinfectant spray people use? Why would anyone want to eat ass??
CONFIRMATION: i wiki searched it and Justin Bieber is 15 not 13. so i dont feel like as much of a pedofile now....
I didn't join FB to see my only child straddle that boy in all her pictures.
you ate skittles off the table like a hungry hungry hippo. it was awesome.
defrosting a beer in the microwave. no sparks so far.
he started drinking at 9am with grey goose and pancakes. He IS my hero.
You missed me roundhouse kicking a lit glow stick out of a guy's mouth last night. You would have been proud.
Ack! That is the first dick pic I've ever received. A) congrats B) that is way grosser than I ever thought t would be.
note: just because the casino is called bourbon street, it doesn't mean you can puke and keep walking and no one will care. chalk me up for another 86
Last night was good. Things got bad when I found a sledge hammer.
Dude come to her party. Someone just took a body shot of rubbing alcohol
You showed me your butthole that's like a mating call in other species
I’m the skeleton in his closet, but I only come out on Tuesday and Thursday afternoon and when his wife is out of town
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