i may or may not have a boner. what are your thoughts
Her vagina felt like a horse was eating an apple out of my hand..
Does having sex in the men's bathroom on the boardwalk count as having sex on the beach?
Last night Brynn convinced every person at the party wearing glasses that they stole hers, and she woke up with 8 pairs of prescription glasses in her bag.
what's not responsible about a pool full of beer?
Well regardless of which drugs we choose to do tonight until four in the morning, we are having a wii bowling championship. So choose carefully.
Wat the fuck dude ketchup in my bong???
You told me to ditch them in the park, and when she jumped onto the car to stop us, you told me to scrape her off against a parked Jeep. That drunk.
My vagina is screaming your name . Wtf did you do to it
oh the usual. high as balls and crying about the hunger games.
the fact that i came three times was completely negated by the fact that he high-fived himself after.
And you said I'm not athletic, I rubbed one out with my sports band on, it's the same as walking 1/4 mile.
She paid me 300 bucks to spank her and call her Baby Jane. Then we drank half a bottle of sippin whiskey. I'd call it a twelve out of ten.
All boys are excommunicated from my vagina until further notice.
So uh... Did you mail me business cards that describe my profession as "tortured soul"?
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