I'm not a mortal combat character
but my vagina is
I feel like abortions should bother me more
i am only reminding you that showing off your fellatio skills on vegetables is probably not an appropriate party trick
a dead guy is trying to sell me oxy clean on my tv
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I learned his name tonight. This now makes him a real person. Obviously, I no longer want to sleep with him.
You stood in front of a yellow Camaro and kept yelling at it to "Transform already!!!!".. yeah, I'd say you were pretty wasted.
There were gay boys and a jukebox. It was like god wanted me to.
He put on a roller derby documentary. It was either bore myself to death watching that or take off my dress. He was very appreciative.
In the store looking for it now. They put the theatre/script section right next to the gay erotica section. Rude. Practical, but rude.
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i feel like when you brought up the possibility of you getting pregnant the sexting is over
He kept saying I needed to go to the hospital and it just made me want to call him a pussy so I went to bed
Oohh. Then yes, he is the Alpha Fuckboy.
Currently sifting through all the dick pics and nudes for a picture of my dad and I to post on social media for Father's Day...
Based on the conversation I'm going to assume you didn't close the deal.
It started going awry when I fell through a roof.
You need to get out of there before he falls in love with you.
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