I couldnt find her vag and just started laughing uncontrollably. She was not pleased. Neither was i.
The vagina on Hilton Head is mighty fine this time of year.
I really want to lead this Amish guy into temptation
We shaved off his eyebrows I'm pretty sure his fiance will be thrilled at the wedding
Water park on acid. THIS NEEDS TO HAPPEN!!
i figure if i show enough tits, no one will notice my eyebrows.
I still count it as showing your tits. Even though the wall was the only one who saw anything. Your boyfriend was pissed.
Well he was saying something about being emotionally unavailable since his dad died, but then I blew him in a tree and he shut up
My roommate fed me my birth control pill while I was hungover laying on the couch so that's how my morning has been
My brother is chasing tequila with vodka. Not sure how it will turn out, but I like his style.
The one that slept in my truck and you peed in his face?
Honestly my life is shambles over a married man who looked like a fuckin NERD ON HIS WEDDING DAY
I've made a new rule for socializing in the winter: if it doesn't involve me orgasming or getting drunk I can't make it
so horny i almost want to text him..and then i remember the restraining order i have against him
Who did he bring home?
Idk. But did you see her shoe choice by the stairs, I'm really not expecting anything great.
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