yeah but I shoulda known it\'d be bad when he start rubbing my pubic bone instead of the clit! Awkkkkwarddd
I've blown a few things in my day
So, we're going at it on the sink when a German kid walks in and starts brushing his teeth. I love hostel sex.
Dubbing lion king over planet earth. That stoned.
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that freshman chick we always see on the weekends walked into art class wearing a jaegermeister shirt and holding a monster, which she proceeded to shotgun with a pair of scissors. It sickens me to know I will never achieve her level
It was the classiest, most strategic and inspired vomiting I've ever witnessed. Like a blind mans first sunrise. A priests first prayer. Or a virgins first orgasm.
Of dear god, I've been waiting to have rug burn like this since I got bored of my vibrator 2 months ago
Hey ER girl, its the EMT you beat at blowjobs shots last night.
That is the scariest sentence I have ever read.
Topenga is going to be back on TV. Finally my fantasy of her being a milf in junior high has come full circle.
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I am drunk please bring Taco Bell and sex
Never mind I found pizza just bring sex
My boyfriend just asked what time I was coming over. As soon as my old BF unchains me. I think he ran away.
There's going to be a velveeta shortage. I'm not drunk any more, this is just dire info.
Ok. I'm gonna smoke some weed and look at some elephants without you then.
In tonight's episode of Travis' Fucked up Sex Life, Travis breaks into a building at Tulane to have sex with an attractive Asian man.
I heard you ran into my sister lastnight. Do you remember making out with her and slapping my uncle?
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