Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
She actually said during sex "the only thing that would make this more perfect is if we were listening to Lenny Kravitz"
So, obviously, you had to give a fake number this morning.
Yes. Also, we may never be able to go back to that bar again.
I wish life was like dora the explorer where dancing pigs appear out of nowhere to solve your problems for you
At Grandmas for dinner. She is drinking a smirnoff ice. As soon as I saw it I had to stop myself from yelling chug.
I just blurted out "it's pretty tight isn't it"
I'm doing blow on my fuzzy rug
Come join me
He was wearing a tux and a big sombrero so it automatically made the flute he was playing totally cool
I will keep you posted and someday if we daydrink teach you how to do a footjob
Why did you make me get in the car with you and then not give me a ride? I woke up in a bar with a blanket on me.
Wow has his pick up routine ever gotten bad. He is trying to use cheese as a way to flirt with the waitress
Oh man, he played the Harvarti cheese card and it didn't work. Now he is flailing
It will be interesting
Isn't that your life's motto?
I could not handle jail. And my very angry parents.
I have a bad feeling I'm going to like this fuck buddy
I mean go ahead and let your freak flag fly but if you could not fly it in my bed that would be great
Found an elderly homeless guy with a Gandalf beard passed out on my porch. I put a Santa hat over his erect dick cause he was naked.
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