She said she didn't think she should have to shave either. Guess no shave November just became no sex November.
I just saw "i'm bigger then that" as her facebook status. Would it be better to make a fat joke or correct her grammar?
I swear every time I make the effort to make my hair look nice, someone jizzes in it.
Well, they emptied out the keg by the third kegstand for America.
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she sent me pictures of 3 different vaginas and if I could pick which one was hers i could sleep with her.
I was always good at matching as a child.
I mass texted 4 of you for a booty call. Please reply all when responding so only one of you shows up. Last one is a rotten egg.
I BIT YOU IN THE DINING ROOM. I bit you and you crunched
it's like if youve been living with the grinch for 15 yrs and then santa shows up with a big gift begging to fuck the christmas spirit back into you. no one can say no to santa.
We exchanged snapchat usernames instead of numbers. Is that what America has come to?
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I am. I woke up on someone's front lawn dressed as max Payne also be proud.
I just want to nap and funnel a bottle of wine in a cute dress
I didn't know White Castle was open when your sober.
This bird just went for my eyes. Does he think I'm dead???
My first hangover at work. I'm officially an adult.
All i want from a relationship is to get drunk watch pirates of the Caribbean and have sex
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