I just speedwalked down the broken metro escalator while high. Basically all my worst fears combined
They've started ranking girls from "paper-bag" to "I just came." Please come get me
I wish there were college classes that were useful to your daily life, like how to pack a proper bowl in pitch black darkness.
I waited so long to accept his friend request that he canceled it. So I added him and when he accepted I deleted him. I wonder how long this will be funny to me
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you were exchanging tortilla chips with the guy at the next table, telling him your table was given the "big chips" because it was your 21st birthday
corona bottle fell out of my backpack and broke in the middle of my physics midterm. yay me.
I've just stalked all the hot guys who have clicked "attending". I now know which guys are "yes", "maybe" and "no". I only hope my drunk self remembers.
My drunken abilities have only improved since college....I can navigate the streets of chicago like no ones business, do push-ups to hail a taxi and instantly become an mma fighter after 3 shots of hennessy
It's kind of like, standing in a garage and pretending you're a car. Except you're naked.
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yea I went to the store high again.. I think we're having pie for dinner.
I got "plug" during family Catch Phrase and struggled to not make a reference to butt plug so I skipped it
we got kicked out of the bar last night for sneaking into the back kitchen and eating handfulls of cheese in the walk in fridge
We woke up today with 24 donuts, a tie, two jugs of vodka that we traded an extra sandwich for, and a british boy
How did I end up in some random dudes car?
Some guy came up to you and asked if you knew how to drive stick.
everything I love is going to destroy me, so if coconuts are the answer, so be it.
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