Helping a hot freshman girl move in = 2 hours of my life One bottle of cheap vodkas = $10 Watching her do the walk a shame on her first morning away from home = Priceless
I could feel myself puking on my feet but it was so warm i didnt even care.
You stood up gave the stripper 15 ones in a wad, hugged her and then sat back down.
maybe next time you'll take an ex boyfriend warning you that she's batshit crazy as a warning instead of a challenge
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Tried to dry my shoes in the oven last night.
Have your arms or hands ever gone numb after drinking too much?
Wtf did you do last night?
Operation: sleep in every bed at the boys' house is nearing completion. Now at 5/9. I AM GOLDILOCKS AND NO ONE CAN STOP ME
Mike found the condom wrapper on the washing machine and looked at me and said "Magnum? NICE girl. Get that nut!" then proceeded to puke in a cup
Oh it's not a problem. Cleaning up the yard and disposing of 75 gallons of Jello is all I've got to look forward to today.
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Kellie accidentally ran into the car with two teenagers making out. made a big thud. there was a loud scream and she was gone...haven't seen her since
If you binge watch Bill Nye Saves the World without me you can consider yourself single
Seriously, I really just burned my nipple making ravioli.. I'd explain, but no reasoning makes this acceptable:/
i forgot how loud opening a beer is in a house where your not allowed to drink
I could not add him. He gets 5 likes on Instagram.
I think it's a bit on the nose for the Uber driver to play stairway to heaven while driving like A psycho.
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