meet me or not, i'm out of control
they were just spraying pledge on themselves and calling it lemon cologne.
No. Please No. At first it was cool when you started bring an extra girl home for me but after 2 cycles of clap medicine I'm putting an end to it.
There was a gorilla playing an accordion outside of my last final. I miss college already.
6 other girls and I took an ice cream truck to the bar when we couldn't get a cab. Best birthday ever.
I am currently google image searching dick piercings, trying to see what I'm getting myself into.
Do you think the Slutcracker will use the original score? I'll be so sad if they don't.
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
Dude too much vodka. I think I just puked up my heart
That's what you get for taking that guy home. The god of sluttiness is frowning upon you.
But you put your finger in my ass and the rest is history
This weekend I was almost blinded by a cumshot to the eye, so happy Labor Day I guess
Grrr. Fine. You get oral for being unwrong.
I can't believe you tried to cock block me from A DIFFERENT TIME ZONE.
It's a novelty for anyone to see a girl like me in a skirt like this milking a cow
Now swiping left on 23-year-olds with abs. Is this adulting?
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