what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
i just used the Cadillac of toilet papers. For a minute i actually forgot i was even wiping my ass....i thought i was floating butt first into heaven
She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
Who did Billy Mays play for?
I kind of had a moment like that kid whose mom cancelled his WoW subscription, except I didn't try to shove a remote control up my own ass.
Apparently, banging my bartender ex-girlfriend = free drinks again. Not every bad decision is a wrong decision.
his Mom's staying with him so he asked if I'd go over and fuck in his shed. he said "it's a really nice shed"
I just got licked by a stripper, not so great anymore.
So after tonight I now have 6 Harry Potter movies left to get laid to. Before tonight it was 8. Fucking right
If he's gonna send me dick pics; he should at least zoom in to make it look bigger.
have fuck
*fun
actually forget it have a fuck too it'll do you good
like I'd leave you in a situation like that..pfft. what kinda friend do you think I am?
...a stoned one.
I used to shoot steroids in my ass but for a totally different reason
Stereotypically, lax bros last the longest, but have huge egos that are annoying. Baseball players barely last 10mins, but are really nice. And than we have soccer players, last long and have no egos. Me and my friends have collected our findings.
I have to charm this cab driver. Hold on.
Randomize
