I'm like a rollypolly, I only open my legs up when I feel safe.
I love her so much that if I could have sex with her I wouldn't cuz my dick would feel out of place in such a perfect body/vagina
i mean, we fucked on the futon in the garage where his band practices. pretty sure im now obligated to like his band on facebook.
i just woke up to a text from him apologizing for making me eat a full lemon
She wont be able to take it all. I'll use a shoe horn to get it in if I have to.
They wouldn't let me hang out the sun roof and sing apple bottom jeans in the drive thru of hardee's i think i no longer like these ppl
E drugging s springing. Ease dnt Kate. To t e. ess e I meant thou.
Woah there. I lasted a semester and a fourth of college not having sex. trust me when i say keeping my virginity was an obstacle course of olympic proportions.
The virgin olympics. I would win the gold. For America.
Just to prove a point, she called and ordered a pizza 10 min before she ordered the blow and it still got here first. I may never leave LA.
I told you!!! And that is why he's the drug dealer to the stars.
I just sold my hat for three car bombs. I call that a win.
I walked into my house with my pants inside out, no shoes and a limp. My mom asked me if I had fun but I passed out before I could reply...
I can't sleep. My mind keeps asking "turn down for what?" but it won't accept any of my answers.
How exactly does a handjob become fancy?
Blueberry lube, and champagne.
Had sex in a blanket fort. How was your weekend?
When he mumbled "I can't feel my legs," proceeded to stand, fall over, and just lay there I knew I'd given great head...
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