yeah I know. she is a stupid fat trailer trash bitchwhore and I hate her
but when she came up to me in the bar I had to be all like "OMG HEYYY how are you, I haven't seen you in foreverrrrr!!"
but for the record, yeah, I hope she gets mauled by a bear and dies
You don't need id to drink rum in an alley.
only if we run a train.
done.
i was blowing him and "what if god was one of us" came on his playlist. I had to leave
holy crap !! There is a MIDGET FAMILY in one of my rooms today !
How much trouble would you get into if you were to stomp down the hallway while loudly saying 'Fe Fi Fo Fum...'
he asked me to have sex with him by saying 'take one for the team'. so no we didn't do it.
he stopped making out with me and said "can I make you grilled cheese? I feel like I owe YOU something"
If you hook up with a kid and the next day he breaks up with his girlfriend, those can be seen as two completely unrelated incidents right?!
Okay throwing up in my mouth a little = time to go home
One day. I will touch his hair. I'm curious if it'll be like a soft cloud.
If it wasn't for the fact that I drink during my lunch break I'm pretty sure I would have quit this job by now
idk about you, but when i sext i just hit em with the "yo lets bang" text
God dammit. My lube leaked all over my passport
I love you but I don't want to see you naked.
I'm eating dinner with his parents and my phone goes "MOVE BITCH GET OUT THE WAY!" Thanks.
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