By the way the awkward moment from yesterday is now a bad situation I have to figure out.
Thank you Grey Goose.
I feel like a bad episode of csi trying to figure everyone's DNA that's in me
Dude, she knew her leg was on fire and she kept dancing. Bad-fucking-ass.
Sorry for talking about super scientific shit so much last night, I know it bugs you sometimes when I don't shut up.
What? You sat on the couch for a solid 2 hours staring at your fingerprints and the only word that came out of your mouth was "how"
They were like stripper heels, except business stripper heels, the kind strippers would wear to court.
So somebody asked her is she's okay.She turned around,started running and screamed "Ballet is running through my veins" before doing a small pirouette.It's amazing how she managed not to fall.
I'm always drunk lately
Now I'm in a game of hide and seek in Sears
I'm making him come over again tonight. I don't know how long this thing will last so I want to spend as much time with his dick as possible.
We had sex during an intermission, then the second period. The bruins better win. Missing a period isn't worth having sex with him
Drunkenly, I gave him a molly instead of an aleve so A) I'm still looking for him and B) I'm not sure about his headache.
I'm in my bed. Snow angles in fresh sheets. don't even try to get me out tonight.
Is it bad that I want a job purely so I can buy drugs with without feeling like I am sacrificing my future?
Why do you think I have a job?
And then I went through the chix filet drive through for breakfast in all my republican post sex glory
Because I'm currently dying, lacking waffles, and vaguely convinced I'm an eagle
Do you think if I had a tempurpedic bed he would still be able to feel me fingering myself after we have sex?
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