It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
Haha Tomato, Tomato. That doesn't work very well via text message.
he said no girl had ever swallowed his cum before
he probably also told you he thought u were pretty
Awww, you two will make beautiful abortions together...
Stop making excuses. You can be here in 5 and cumming in 10
Dude your neighbors are having a garage sale. They were judging me as I walk of shamed back to my car.
The cop was more concerned with the syringes on the dash board than looking for the source of the smoke. Thank god for diabetes!
I'm still hoping for it dude. Random north dakota pussy. If my 16 year old self knew that these were my dreams he would so try to beat me up, and i think he could.
wait no I wore my bra home that morning. I stole someone's bra last night?
And now for everyone's least favorite sport... Drunk babysitting.
I found three vicadin and a pint of fireball with the note. In case of emergency drink me under their sink.
Mid stroke she told me she'd had bigger. Replied I could tell. Sex ended right at that moment.
Some guy just walked past the bus stop in a lab coat and with a samurai sword and case...
Is it bad that I like to have a guy to flirt with in every class? I feel like it's excellent motivation: to shave, to shower and to show up.
You told him he “could park his dick in your garage”.
Well he didn’t. It shouldn’t be this hard to get a penis.
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